Guys, I swear. I’m the fun brother. I don’t go around touching people and stuff. I just make faces and sometimes fly around the jungle. I DON’T LIVE IN A FOOT. I can roar. What other convincing do you need?!
(Source: drogondracarys)
man, i hated that guy. why jake chose to build the statue after him, i’ll never know.
(Source: iwantmykidneyback)
He’s black smoke. Pretty sure he’s not human anymore.
That thing is not me!
Prove it.
I’m right here…?
How do I know you’re you?
I’m right here!
Someone talking about me?
(Source: nothinbutherain)
Brother,
there’s been a suggestion of counselling…would you be up for it?
we had AGES to go through counseling. you were busy touching people and ignoring me. you never came to find me! ever! not for our birthday, not to come talk about our childhoods or ask me more about our real mother that i saw, not to play my stone game or meet any of my people. the only time you ever asked me if i wanted anything to eat was that ONE TIME you offered me some fish. ONCE!
counseling opportunities came and went. go back to your athlete’s foot.
brb basking in my own badassery
(Source: drogondracarys)
Anonymous asked: Things I've always wondered about you:
1) how old are you in smoke years?
2) where would you most like to go if you could leave the island?
3) do you like being known as the Man in Black & Smokey?
4) did you ever have a number assigned to you or was that something Jacob started?
I think you should know, minus all the killing you did, I liked you better than Jacob.
1. There aren’t smoke years, yo! You think there are others like me?! 100% original smoke.
2. I don’t really know what kind of places there are. Maybe wherever those Apollo bars came from. I tried them. They are legitimate!
3. I love all my nicknames. It’s so amusing what you all come up with. I’ll tell you none of them are even close.
4. I was number 1, anon! Unfortunately I got scratched out immediately. Freaking brotherhood. Doesn’t even exist.
And thanks, anonymous. I always thought I was the more ballsy twin. More personality, you know?
@jinshookedonphonics
여보세요 진 권진수, 한국어 문자가 내 이름을 포함되지 않습니다.
@notjustachair
OH YEAH?! JACOB? MORE LIKE, GAY-COB
not that there’s anything wrong with liking men… i’ve caught myself multiple times in the last couple centuries ogling a certain dark haired man from the guise of various island shrubbery… i don’t know, i just get lost (teehee) in his gorgeous, extremely - defined eyes…
cough… i mean, whatever. i’ve been kinda lonely these past couple millenia and those egyptians were NOT attractive (nice going jake, next time pick some more hotties like desmond and sawy…. i mean… uh… juliet and naomi..)
also Man in Black is such a badass nickname anyway, why would i tell you guys my real one?
Anonymous asked: What's your name?
LOL
my newest self portrait. can i just say i was really hoping someone would off sawyer? that guy is so much more attractive. sorry, john.
Six years ago, I scared the crap out of 48 survivors.
Aren’t we just kiss ass?
Such BS. Where was I when y’all posed for this? Am I along the bottom, or…
@nothenrygale - ring any bells?
U-G-L-Y. You aint got no alibi, you ugly. Hey, hey. You ugly.
Alex taught me that song the other day. I believe it is appropriate here.
Do you have any idea how badly I want to kill you?
Also, 
LOL I pretended to be Alex too, to freak you out. What else am I gonna do on this island?!
@nothenrygale - ring any bells?
